After Following the British Lead on Health Care, Will We Follow Their Energy Policies as Well?

Hard-up pensioners have resorted to buying books from charity shops and burning them to keep warm. Volunteers have reported that “a large number” of elderly customers are snapping up hardbacks as cheap fuel for their fires and stoves. Temperatures this week are forecast to plummet as low as -13ºC in the Scottish Highlands, with the mercury falling to -6ºC in London, -5ºC in Birmingham and -7ºC in Manchester as one of the coldest winters in years continues to bite.

One assistant said: “Book burning seems terribly wrong but we have to get rid of unsold stock for pennies and some of the pensioners say the books make ideal slow-burning fuel for fires and stoves. A lot of them buy up large hardback volumes so they can stick them in the fire to last all night.”

Full report on British pensioners burning books to stay warm.

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  1. Larry C. says:

    Very funny. Also very sad.

  2. Tom H. says:

    Amazing.

  3. Neil H. says:

    Unbelievable.

  4. Clara L says:

    Seems to me we should donate a few copies of the Senate health care bill. One entire copy should last at least a full day, maybe two. It may just be the only thing the bill is good for…

  5. Tom H. says:

    Great idea, Clara.

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