The Man Who Couldn’t Remember

Beyond about 15 minutes, that is. Scientists are now studying his brain. Meanwhile, I’ve been thinking about the upside of this condition:

  • I assume you would never feel guilt or remorse for any sinful act you committed — no need to confess, redress or atone for what you don’t remember doing.
  • You would never stew for days about missed opportunities or stupid decisions.
  • You would never be bothered by the saddest words of tongue or pen. (“It might have been.”)
  • You could never be criticized for forgetting a spouse’s birthday, your wedding anniversary date, etc.
  • And try as you might, you would not recall Michael Moore’s last movie, Paul Krugman’s last editorial or Barney Franks’ last appearance on “Meet the Press.”

“Memories”

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  1. Tom H. says:

    Very clever.

  2. Larry C. says:

    It would be better if you could choose which things you remember and which you don’t.

  3. Bret says:

    Better than that, Larry, would be the ability to control what your significant other remembers.

  4. Nancy says:

    Nice song pairing.

  5. Neil H. says:

    John, you’re almost persuading me to want the disability.

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